8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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