Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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