you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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