You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
