I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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