There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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