I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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