I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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