i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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