When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You were trust falling into bushes
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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