is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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