Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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