If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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