If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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