I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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