I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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