I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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