just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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