They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
