then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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