Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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