Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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