BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
BRING THE BAGELS
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Randomize
