He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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