sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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