thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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