I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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