Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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