You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
