He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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