shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
