I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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