Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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