we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
