pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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