hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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