I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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