His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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