you turned your livingroom into a bong?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
