the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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