if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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