The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You surviving the open bar?
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Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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