One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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