Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
