see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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