Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She is in my trunk
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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