He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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