The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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