Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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