I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
did you just send me my own nude
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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