how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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